[NSFW] Cable employee admits replacing Superbowl feed with porn

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<strong>[<abbr title="Not Safe For Work">NSFW</abbr>]</strong> Cable employee admits replacing Superbowl feed with porn

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 03:09 PM PDT

We interrupt this dramatic touchdown for this lewd clip

NSFW  An Arizona man has admitted he was the one who interrupted the 2009 Superbowl broadcast to thousands of cable subscribers and replaced it with footage from an X-rated porno flick, according to published news reports.…

Cloud buyers keeping storage sales strong

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 02:57 PM PDT

Boom times for hardware and software sales

Analyst house IDC is predicting demand for public and private cloud architectures will means strong growth for storage sales.…

Massive study concludes: 'Global warming is real'

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 02:43 PM PDT

Climate skeptics dealt 'clear and rigorous' blow

A massively thorough study – funded in part by a pair of US oil billionaire who are opponents of climate-disruption remediation – has come to the conclusion that the earth is, indeed, warming.…

Meteor shower falls from Halley’s Comet on Saturday

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 11:42 AM PDT

Watchers checking for Moon explosions

Professional and amateur astronomers will have their eyes on the skies this weekend, watching for the annual Orionids meteor show as our planet passes through the tail of Halley's Comet.…

World's stealthiest rootkit gets a makeover

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 11:41 AM PDT

Now, TDL4 harder than ever to eradicate

One of the world's more advanced pieces of malware has just gotten a makeover that could make it even more resistant to takedown efforts, security researchers said.…

Buy a $1m storage brute, get a free iPad app

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 10:04 AM PDT

IBM talks up XIV benchmarks, cloud files

IBM released so many system and storage announcements this week that it was difficult to zoom in on the most interesting ones: there were 55 in all. We'll focus on the high-end array and cloud file storage items in this convoy of news.…

Zuckerberg's HTML5 Trojan horse play

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 09:35 AM PDT

Facebook penetrates Apple/Google territory

Open ... And Shut  Apple has become the world's most valuable company by filling us with childish wonder at (and ravenous lust to buy) its Jesus phone, but Facebook seems sure to surpass Apple's $350bn-plus market cap by providing the social fabric for all internet traffic. But first the social giant needs to figure out mobile. And fast.…

Groupon IPO seeks $11.4bn valuation

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 09:14 AM PDT

Price range of $16 to $18 a share confirmed

Groupon confirmed in a regulatory filing today that it is seeking an IPO of around $11.4bn, significantly lower than the $25bn IPO the e-coupon site was pursuing in June this year.…

Thai floods flush storage channel clean

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 08:59 AM PDT

Disties hit the brakes, stores raise prices

Distribution giant Computer 2000 has put disk drives on manual allocation to spread supply among its customer base while other distributors have completely frozen sales while they review the impact of the flooding in Thailand.…

Dowler family bags £2m payout over phone-hacking saga

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 08:42 AM PDT

Murdoch hopes settlement 'underscores' his 'regret'

News Corp has agreed to cough up £2m to the family of Milly Dowler after individuals working for the now-defunct Sunday tabloid the News of the World were found to have hacked into the murdered schoolgirl's phone.…

Chinese giant halts rare earth shipments to hike prices

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 08:32 AM PDT

This is the stuff mobiles, lasers, magnets, cars are made of

China's largest rare-earth producer, the state-owned Baotou Iron and Steel Group, is stopping rare earth shipments for a month in an attempt to drive up prices.…

Netbook shipments slump in face of tablet rise

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 08:27 AM PDT

Bullish forecasts reversed

Tablets outshipped netbooks in Q2 2011.…

Feds: Cyberpunks spied on Nasdaq directors

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 08:04 AM PDT

Nasdaq hackers' malware plot confirmed

The same hackers who cracked into Nasdaq's computer systems last year apparently planted malware that allowed them to spy on publicly traded companies.…

<i>Reg</i> hack desperately seeks deeply frustrated pensioner

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 07:54 AM PDT

You never call, you never write...

We enjoyed your letter of the 9th. And would love to chat further. Discretion assured. ®…

Boffins crack e-commerce encryption

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 07:29 AM PDT

Poked XML-based service coughs secrets

German computer scientists have cracked components of an encryption system used to securely exchange data between e-commerce and banking systems.…

Gov: DAB must battle on, despite being old and rubbish

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 07:04 AM PDT

While BBC agrees to pay for digital albatross

Britons' digital albatross, DAB radio, might be antique and sound terrible, the culture minister said this week, admitting the 2015 switchover date looked "ambitious". It's the first time a politician of ministerial level has acknowledged issues with DAB. But there's no changing course, he said.…

Toshiba demos monster hi-res tablet display

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 07:03 AM PDT

Packin' in the pixels

Toshiba has raised the bar for LCD quality, revealing a 6.1in panel with a pixel density of 498 pixels per inch.…

Jobs: 'I'll spend my dying breath destroying Android'

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 06:26 AM PDT

Threatened $40bn war over rival mobe OS, slated Google

Never one to pussyfoot around his deep hatred for rivals and traitors, Steve Jobs chucked some choice epithets at Google boss Eric Schmidt and his products after the Apple-Google rift opened in 2007.…

Get out there and take some risks, says Woz

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 06:02 AM PDT

The wizard of Wozniak wishes you luck

IP Expo  Steve Wozniak gave a pitch at IP Expo yesterday in which he spoke about the early days at Apple, taking risks in technology, and Fusion-io, his latest gig.…

Privacy blunders by UK biz soar, websites least trusted

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 05:41 AM PDT

Surprise! Public confidence in data protection declines

Data security breaches within the private sector are rapidly increasing, the UK's Information Commissioner warned today.…

Quote of the Week: 'Phone bills shouldn't cost more than the rent'

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 05:29 AM PDT

Plus: 'There's a nap for that'

QuotW  This was the week when neither rumours of a new smaller iPad nor the huge sales of the iPhone 4S were enough to stop Apple's fourth fiscal quarter earnings from dipping below estimates.…

Smartphone black market fuels knife robberies

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 05:14 AM PDT

Top cop slaps punters without a mobe passcode

The Association of Chief Police Officers (ACPO) reckons demand for smartphones on the black market has in part fuelled a rise in knife robberies.…

<i>Reg</i> hacks confront <i>really</i> wide Oz load terror

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 05:00 AM PDT

Down Under's Stuart Highway: The shocking, lane-swallowing truth

During our coverage this week of the World Solar Challenge, live from Down Under's Stuart Highway from Darwin to Adelaide, some of you weren't too impressed with our account of meeting a big truck bearing an improbably large mining vehicle – some kind of monster Tonka Toy with wheels the size of a two-storey house.…

Web block would 'spark arms race' against pirates

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 04:43 AM PDT

ISPs tear into file share ban efforts

"Communications systems are inherently designed to deliver communication," stated Mita Mitra, BT's Internet Policy overseer, yesterday while debating one of the most controversial aspects of the 2010 Digital Economy Act: that BT and other ISPs should be responsible for blocking websites that infringe copyright.…

Batman: Arkham City

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 04:40 AM PDT

The best superhero game. Ever.

Review  Hung upside down over a vat of acid or strapped to a conveyor belt inching towards a blast furnace, Batman could always rely on technology to help him pull off an unlikely escape. That is if he... could... just... reach... his... utility belt, of course.…

Big Dane study finds <i>no</i> mobe cancer link

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 04:29 AM PDT

Tumour doomsayers barking up wrong tree

A Danish study has found there is no increased risk of brain cancer from mobile phone usage.…

Reshaping data centre networks

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 04:11 AM PDT

Managing weak links

On-demand  We think a lot about the network that connects the client to the server room, but maybe not enough about the network inside the data centre.…

Hackers crack PlayStation 3 hardware, again

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 04:05 AM PDT

Jailbreak jinx

Sony's hacking headaches continued today with claims that a new PlayStation jailbreak USB dongle is about to flood the market.…

US radio evangelist: Apocalypse now

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 04:02 AM PDT

And publishes weekend listening schedule...

Reg readers are advised to get their earthly affairs in order today as the long-predicted Rapture should sweep the good sheep up to heaven sometime after lunch.…

Judge: <i>Top Gear</i> did not libel Tesla

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 03:59 AM PDT

Tesla grrrrs

BBC merchandise cash cow Top Gear did not libel e-car maker Tesla, the English High Court ruled this week.…

Google+ slips into bed with Reader

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 03:42 AM PDT

Lonely heart web slurper needs some lovin'

Google is overhauling its neglected web and news aggregating tool Reader, unsurprisingly to bring it more into line with the company's newfound love for all things social.…

Crowd-pleasing study in capitalism conspiracy controversy

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 03:32 AM PDT

Boffins reckon banks ruled a lot of the world

In what many took to be fodder for the capitalism-is-a-conspiracy theorists, boffins have claimed that about 150 companies, mostly banks, are controlling the majority of the economic power.…

Samsung Galaxy Nexus comes up short on sub-pixels

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 03:26 AM PDT

Don't smile, it's PenTile

Bad news, folks. The sexy looking Samsung Galaxy Nexus, the world's first Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich smartphone, has an inferior OLED display.…

<abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Hordes unleashed... by a RAM upgrade

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 03:14 AM PDT

Fault #45113: Company Corrie email list is down

Episode 16 

Channel vet to steer Ingram Micro's enterprise biz

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 03:02 AM PDT

Jon Bunyard to replace outgoing Cathi Low

Channel veteran Jon Bunyard is to head up Ingram Micro's enterprise business unit from the end of the month after current incumbent Cathi Low steps down.…

Intel Ivy Bridge set for Spring 2012 debut

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 02:42 AM PDT

Skinny CPUs for skinny laptops

'Ivy Bridge', Intel's next generation of processor technology, will be unveiled toward the end of Q1 2012 rather than the early part of the year.…

HP's chief techie departs, will not be replaced

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 02:32 AM PDT

Robison rides off into the sunset

HP's chief technical officer, Shane Robison, is out.…

LG LSM-100 Mouse Scanner

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 02:00 AM PDT

Page-grabbing pointer pusher

Accessory of the Week  Building a document scanner into a mouse is one of those odd notions that seems daft at first but makes sense when you actually think about it.…

RIM's BBX has all the logic PlayBook should have had

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 01:31 AM PDT

BBX converges BlackBerry and QNX, and beefs up enterprise features

RIM is a frustrating company right now. The massive outages that affected BlackBerry email users on three continents last week may have been a miracle of bad timing, just after the iPhone launch, but they were only the most publicised of a string of more avoidable mistakes which are leaving users and developers at the end of their tether.…

Watchdog mauls Euro database of 'pirates'

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 01:00 AM PDT

Who can peek at the naughty list?

The European Commission must explain in more detail the specifics of the operation of a database it plans to create that will hold personal data on suspected intellectual property (IP) rights infringers, an EU data protection watchdog has said.…

Android grabs quarter of tablet market

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 12:02 AM PDT

Sorry, RIM, almost all of the rest is Apple's

World tablet sales hot up during Q3, it was revealed today. Shipments almost quadrupled year on year, from 4.4m units in Q3 2010 to 16.7m tablets in Q3 2011.…

WD: Thai flooding should speed EU decision on Hitachi

Posted: 21 Oct 2011 12:00 AM PDT

Deal good for everyone, says disk drive giant

WD believes the flooding in Thailand puts greater impetus on the European Competition Commission to green-light its proposed acquisition of Hitachi Global Storage Technologies.…

Apple's iPod: ten years old

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 11:00 PM PDT

The gadget that changed the music industry

Apple's iconic iPod digital music player will be ten years old on Sunday.…

Skype lets hackers track your BitTorrent downloads

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 10:11 PM PDT

Internet stalking courtesy of P2P

Scientists have devised a stealthy and low-cost way to track the internet protocol addresses of tens of thousands of Skype users, and link the information to their online activities such as the sharing of specific files over BitTorrent.…

Printable transistors usher in 'internet of things'

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 09:01 PM PDT

Billions of systems, printed dirt cheap

Updated  Thinfilm, a Norwegian developer of printable memory, has co-announced with California's Xerox PARC a development that takes a big step towards the day when every manufactured object will report in to the internet.…

Seek may float Chinese asset

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:41 PM PDT

Recruitment really does pay

The Bassat brothers, founders of online recruitment giant Seek, may be extending their midas touch with another IPO.…

Microsoft betting on ultrabooks to boost Windows growth

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 06:05 PM PDT

Company also praying for tax holiday

Microsoft has some interesting areas in which it hopes to profit in the future, and in a call with reporters and analysts after announcing its most recent financial results, Redmondian execs gave strong hints as to what's worrying it now.…

Numara crafts SaaS offerings, preps Oz hosting

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 05:30 PM PDT

Targets a channel that's 'under pressure'

Having bedded down its acquisition of local partner Salamander Services, Numara Software is now looking at how to put forward cloud-based services suitable for its channel model.…

Deep inside ARM's new Intel killer

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 04:12 PM PDT

big.LITTLE bad news for Chipzilla

ARM has swung a one-two punch at Intel's plans to muscle in on the smartphone and tablet space that's currently dominated by the plucky chip designers from Cambridge.…

Kiwi software developer makes Deloitte fast 500

Posted: 20 Oct 2011 04:00 PM PDT

Diligent takes tablets to the global boardroom

New Zealand tablet software developer Diligent Board Member Services has earned a ranking on Deloitte's Technology Fast 500 list of US technology businesses.…

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