BSA marks down SOPA: ‘must try harder’

BSA marks down SOPA: ‘must try harder’


BSA marks down SOPA: ‘must try harder’

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:00 PM PST

Pirate hunter worries about anti-freetard laws

SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act, is increasingly looking like an orphan: the Business Software Alliance has decided the legislation is looking over-the-top.…

Not <i>so</i> fast: Italian boffins say neutrinos not faster than light

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 02:30 PM PST

Pistols at dawn at Hotel Gran Sasso?

A team of 68 scientists led by the Gran Sasso National Laboratory in Italy claims to have refuted the OPERA faster-than-light neutrino result, even as the OPERA researchers are generating a new buzz by releasing their newer, more-finely-calibrated short-pulse tests that seem to confirm their original statement.…

Oracle says HP is paying Intel to prop up Itanium

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 02:19 PM PST

Weekend at Bernie's Larry's

The legal spat between Itanium system maker HP and software and now systems maker Oracle has heated back up, with Oracle filing papers in California's Superior Court alleging that HP was paying Intel to keep the Itanium processor alive.…

Robot ostrich spy outpaces world’s fastest sprinters

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 01:53 PM PST

Two legs good, four legs bad

Researchers are building a prototype design that would enable a two-legged robot modeled on an ostrich to run at around 50mph. In simulations, it can already outpace human sprinters.…

Manning to get day in court

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 01:31 PM PST

America's biggest leaker to face first hearing

December 16 has been named as the date for the first hearing in the military trial for PFC Bradley Manning, a mere 18 months after he was first arrested.…

iiNet buys a slice of Canberra for $60m

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 01:28 PM PST

TransACT gets sold for a song

Acquisition-hungry ISP iiNet has snapped up the pioneering triple-play fibre network TransACT Communications for $AU60 million, just a fraction of the value of the carrier's network asset investment.…

'Organized' hack targets AT&T wireless subscribers

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 12:57 PM PST

'Auto script' attack fails to breach accounts

Hackers used automatic scripts to target AT&T wireless subscribers in an unsuccessful attempt to steal information stored in their online accounts, company officials said.…

eBay slurps Hunch to match ads with shoppers

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 12:07 PM PST

Hoping 'Taste Graph' will suit customers' palates

eBay has bought data-mining firm Hunch in a move to increase the effectiveness of personally targeted ads on the online auction house's sales site.…

Smart meters blamed for Wi-Fi, garage opener interference

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 11:37 AM PST

Utility not doing enough, advocate says

Smart meters issued by an electric utility in Maine are interfering with a wide range of customers' electronic devices, including wireless routers, cordless phones, electric garage doors, and answering machines.…

AMD smacks Xeon 5600s with Opteron 6200s

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 11:07 AM PST

Xeon E5 counterattack imminent

Analysis  Advanced Micro Devices is currently winning the core count battle in the x86 server-chip war with the just-announced and now shipping "Interlagos" Opteron 6200s, which cram 16 cores into a big fat G34 socket. That's the same G34 socket that the prior generation Opteron 6100s used, so adopting the new chip is a snap for those server makers who did Opteron 6100 boxes. Ditto for the forthcoming Opteron 4200s, which plug into the existing C32 sockets.…

Larger Kindle Fire coming soon, say moles

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 10:11 AM PST

Holiday surge to be followed by spring sproing?

If you're thinking of plopping down a brace of Benjamins for a 7-inch Kindle Fire this holiday season, you might think of waiting a couple of months for the 8.9-inch version, which looks increasingly likely to be released next spring.…

Ice Cream Sandwich WILL get Flash

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 09:26 AM PST

Information furnished by singing fat lady, however

Android version 4, AKA Ice Cream Sandwich, will get a Flash player for its browser later this year, but it will be the last mobile platform to have one - from Adobe at least.…

Sony signs Voda as Vita connecta

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 08:58 AM PST

Names 'preferred' cellco

Sony shook hands with Vodafone today, naming the network its "preferred provider" of 3G for the PlayStation Vita in Europe.…

San Diego Baywatch rules out exploding dead whale

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 08:58 AM PST

Hoff namesake fears huge rotting carcass will kick up stink

A dead beached whale in San Diego is going to be sticking around for another few days as authorities wait for better tides to help them shift the 50-foot (15m) cetacean.…

Flood-hit WD takes half-billion kidney punch from Seagate

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 08:44 AM PST

'We'll still consummate our desire for Hitachi GST'

Beset by Thai floods, WD has just been hit by an amazing arbitration court decision which means it has to pay Seagate $525m - if the decision survives appeal.…

Seafaring boffin bots in record-breaking bid to chart Pacific

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 08:22 AM PST

Wave-powered robo-boat probes launched by Java granddaddy

James Gosling's wave-powered robot company has launched four bots on a record-breaking epic across the Pacific.…

<i>Reg</i> reader ratings go worldwide

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 08:18 AM PST

Your chance at last to press the Orgasmic button

A short note. In 2008, we introduced reader ratings to some Register stories and then to all stories on the site.…

Breaking news: Man lands on Moon!

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 07:43 AM PST

How Facebook shares skew the news with old tat

Facebook's frictionless sharing apps are dredging up decade-old news stories and putting them at the top of national news sites.…

Is your small biz the best at mobile boffinry? Prove it

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 07:34 AM PST

Top, er, prizes up for grabs in new DTI contest

Are you working for the UK's most innovative mobile company? Would you like the legal right to say so? Then you're in luck, as that's the prize in a new government competition.…

No chance now to save Phobos-Grunt Mars mission

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 07:18 AM PST

Duff Russian probe continues to stubbornly circle Earth

The window to contact the stranded Phobos-Grunt and send it on its mission to the Martian moon has now closed.…

Flashing upstarts tempt tech titans' throbbing disks

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 07:04 AM PST

If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em instead

Blocks and Files  Should mainstream disk array vendors buy the flash startups, which are going to take their lunch money, now or later?…

Rumoured iPhone 5 'will have 4in screen' against Jobs' wish

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 06:49 AM PST

Shock new claim: Fanboi-beating rod extended

iPhone 5 will grow 8mm in length to accommodate a new 4in screen, according to rumours on iLounge that conjure the shape of the next Jesus mobe out of the mists of speculation.…

Gov web boss: Our sites look like bleak council estates

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 06:38 AM PST

Vows to ape Google, make pages more sexy

The Cabinet Office's freshly uploaded digital boss Mike Bracken is on a mission to sex-up government services online.…

Royal Mail fights to address website outages

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 06:26 AM PST

Upgrade knocks stamp service offline

Parts of the website for the Royal Mail still aren't operational today, after the site reportedly went down over the weekend.…

Floods really will bring armageddon in 2012, insist resellers

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 06:17 AM PST

We're not just using Thai disaster to mark up disks

PC shortages are affecting the UK earlier than expected but the rapid swing from inventory overload to relative hardware famine has led to some customers dismissing resellers' warnings as sales opportunism.…

Fujitsu parades 16-core Sparc64 super stunner

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 06:01 AM PST

Top of the FLOPS

SC11  Ahead of the SC11 supercomputer conference in Seattle last week, recently awakened supercomputing giant Fujitsu rolled out the kicker: a commercialized version of the K supercomputer that is at the top of the flops charts in the world right now.…

UK.gov ends 'speed dating' romps with tech suppliers

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 05:52 AM PST

Maude: Enough of one-night stands, we need relationships

Cabinet Office minister Francis Maude has labelled the public sector's old way of procuring IT products as a "speed dating approach" and added that UK.gov needed to learn from its European neighbours such as Germany and France.…

Google guru blasts Android virus doomsayers as 'charlatans'

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 05:50 AM PST

Says iOS perfectly safe from security 'scammers', too

Google's open-source program manager has launched an entertaining rant against firms offering mobile security software, accusing them of selling worthless software and of being "charlatans and scammers".…

Virtual server farm goes titsup TWICE in a month

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 05:43 AM PST

Punters blast Fasthosts

UK hosting firm Fasthosts has suffered its second outage in a couple of weeks as its virtual private servers went down on Sunday afternoon.…

Spanish firemen grapple naked stairs sex Brit

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 05:31 AM PST

Left dangling by her ankle after rumpy-pumpy tumble

A 49-year-old British tourist was rescued by "surprised" Tenerife firemen after an energetic shag ended with her dangling naked by her ankle from a flight of holiday apartment stairs.…

Kindle hackers give Nook a thorough rooting

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 05:24 AM PST

Fondleslab exposed to nerdy fiddling

Gadget enthusiasts have managed to root the Nook Tablet.…

NASA nuclear Mars tank launch delayed by one day

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 05:13 AM PST

Will search for red-planet life, and burn it with a laser

The launch of the Mars Science Laboratory (MSL), which contains the Curiosity rover, has been delayed by a day to November 26.…

Kindle Fire demand hits iPad rivals not iPad

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 05:06 AM PST

Two-horse race being run

Amazon's Kindle Fire tablet is being portrayed as the first real competition Apple's iPad has had, but initial evidence from potential tablet buyers suggests it's Apple's rivals who really need to worry.…

Atomic time boffins build better second-watcher

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 05:00 AM PST

NPL and precision on the final frontier

US researchers recently named the atomic clock at the UK's National Physical Laboratory (NPL) in London the most accurate atomic timepiece on the planet.…

Women love phone cams, for snapping pics of cute babies

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 04:50 AM PST

God dammit, some of us just like gadgets!

Opinion  The précis of a recent survey for AdAge by JWT Intelligence, titled "Always On Women: A Survey of how women are using technology today" will have many women spitting blood.…

Japanese boffins demo sound-powered vibe lights

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 04:39 AM PST

Son et lumière, literally. Plus: The Song of e-Money

Boffins at the University of Tokyo have been demonstrating LED lights driven by directional sound waves, but reckon the technology for delivering electricity has even better applications.…

YouTube-linked microwave shows vids as it nukes

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 04:34 AM PST

Cook time equals play time

Students have found a way to spice up microwave meals by attaching a tablet to their radiation-oven, playing YouTube videos while the food cooks.…

Swedish political party pledges War On Wolves

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 04:29 AM PST

Midlands footballers worried by anti-lupine pogrom plan

A new political party has launched on a single issue platform: all wolves must die. At least within the borders of Sweden.…

New 'plasma lamps' to replace fluorescent bulbs, LEDs

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 04:19 AM PST

Boffins bid for spinout riches on flat, bendy glow-sheets

Boffins hope to be rolling in cash after finding a new way to use plasma to make light bulbs.…

Inside the mysterious US satellite hacking case

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 04:09 AM PST

Ground station denies hack, US cyber general baffled

Analysis  The cause and perpetrators behind interference against two US scientific satellites remains unknown to American military commanders more than three years after the mysterious event.…

RIM BlackBerry Curve 9360 Qwerty smartphone

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 04:00 AM PST

Thumbs up?

Review  There's been a rash of activity from RIM recently, with a range of subtly different BlackBerry models designed to appeal to different segments of the smart phone market. The Curve 9360 is towards the budget end but still packs in a full Qwerty hard keyboard, 5Mp camera and the latest version of BlackBerry's OS.…

Man sues boss for 'condemning him to eternal damnation'

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:59 AM PST

666 sticker was portal to hell, argues Christian

An American man has brought a wrongful dismissal suit over his former employer's attempt to make him wear the number of the beast - in the guise of a safety record sticker.…

Bug silences Samsung Galaxy Nexus

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:53 AM PST

Ice Cream Sarnie smartphone experiences audio freeze

It looks like Vodafone was right to hold off on the release of the Samsung Galaxy Nexus. The Android 4.0 Ice Cream Sandwich phone, which went on sale last week, is infuriating punters with a particularly annoying bug.…

Why have VCs hosed down an obscure startup with cash?

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:52 AM PST

Our man ponders on the secret that has money men drooling

Lookout provides mobile phone protection and management services in a friendly Mozy pre-EMC kind of way, kind of like a helpful uncle, but its revenue potential seems to be making VCs salivate.…

Swearing fine quashed as teens have heard it all before

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:43 AM PST

Fair f*cking shout, your honour

Shouting obscenities in public should no longer be considered offensive as teenagers and coppers have heard it all before.…

Bill Gates summoned in antitrust case that WILL NOT DIE

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:32 AM PST

Unkillable legal zombie reaches out of grave once again

Microsoft chairman Bill Gates will be quizzed in court today in the antitrust suit that will not die - the one first brought by Novell against the firm in 2004.…

Apple to outship HP in 2012 says analyst firm

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:26 AM PST

Tablets keeping PC biz on growth trajectory

Market watcher Canalys has bullishly forecast that Apple will begin to ship more personal computers than current market leader HP at some point during H1 2012.…

'Occupy Flash' web hippies aim to rid world of Adobe plugin

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:21 AM PST

Anti-Flash mob not actually occupying anywhere, though

An "Occupy Flash" website is urging PC users to rip Adobe's ubiquitous media player off their computers and embrace HTML5.…

EA sued over broken Battlefield pledge

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:14 AM PST

Free game AWOL

EA is facing court action after unhappy fans accused the publisher of reneging on a promise to include a free copy of Battlefield 1943 with the PlayStation 3 version of Battlefield 3.…

Keep it simple with one-size-fits-all networking

Posted: 21 Nov 2011 03:11 AM PST

No more crossed wires

This isn't the sort of thing that sysadmins usually admit to, but I have recently developed a grudging sort of respect for cable monkeys.…

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