Will litigants chase Oz smut-watchers?

Will litigants chase Oz smut-watchers?


Will litigants chase Oz smut-watchers?

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 03:30 PM PDT

Copyright trolls linked to adult content biz

What started out looking like another industry strategy to hunt down BitTorrent users via their ISPs for mass lawsuit is turning into a PR problem for its proponents.…

OPERA review serves up a feast for physics geeks

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 02:26 PM PDT

Superluminal neutrinos and silly science writers

Let's get the "big news" out of the way first: there's a lot of excitement due to one paper published on Arxiv.org, which asks whether the CERN OPERA experiment – the one that seemed to detect superluminal neutrinos – took into account the "satellite reference frame" in its calculations.…

Apple slips, moneymen pounce

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 02:04 PM PDT

Quarterly financial results miss projections

Apple has released its financial results for its fourth fiscal quarter, and in doing so it handed conservative Wall Street progosticators a rare win: Cupertino failed to meet or exceed analysts expectations for the first time in many a moon.…

Stuxnet-derived malware found infecting SCADA makers

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 12:53 PM PDT

Duqu trojan in the wild since December

Organizations involved in the making of systems that control oil pipelines and other critical infrastructure have been infected with malware directly derived from the Stuxnet worm that targeted Iran's nuclear program, security researchers said.…

Michael Dell declines to eat his Apple (humble) pie

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 12:43 PM PDT

1997 'shut it down' advice explained

Web 2.0 Summit  On the day Apple releases its quarterly results, which are broadly expected to make it the most valuable company the world, Michael Dell attempted to explain his infamous comment that Apple should be shut down and sold off.…

HP fortifies VirtualSystem arsenal

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 10:34 AM PDT

'vBlock killers' add Hyper-V, HP-UX

HP is expanding its line of preconfigured, virtualization-ready VirtualSystem machines and offering financing and design and implementation services for the more fully fluffed up CloudSystems – which are VirtualSystems gussied up with cloudy management software and self-service portals.…

Apple 'prepping smaller iPad'

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 10:29 AM PDT

Jobs said 'no seven-inchers', but rumor mill says otherwise

Apple may be prepping a smaller, lower-cost iPad, perhaps as both a defensive parry to Amazon's $199 Kindle Fire and a less-pricey offering to cost-conscious emerging markets.…

RIAA-led mob threatens innovation, Senator warns

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 10:24 AM PDT

Content industry using 'cluster bomb' on tech sector

Web 2.0 Summit  Attempts by the content industry to pass legislation like the Protect IP Act are the greatest threat to technology innovation, a senior US Senator told delegates at the Web 2.0 summit in San Francisco.…

HP pushes out OS update for 'defunct' tablet

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 10:11 AM PDT

TouchPad gets WebOS 3.0.4

HP has pushed out an WebOS update for its TouchPad, a tablet seemingly stuck twixt life and death.…

Blow for McKinnon as extradition treaty ruled 'not biased'

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 10:00 AM PDT

Mum fears Pentagon hacker's fate is sealed

Extradition arrangements between the US and UK are not biased against British suspects, a judicial review of the controversial extradition treaty concluded on Tuesday.…

Gartner predicts global double-dip recession

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 09:31 AM PDT

But enterprises will continue to invest in IT

Analysts at Gartner are prophesying a global double-dip recession that will test the mettle of corporate CIOs and squeeze budgets, but predict that businesses will continue to invest in IT.…

Intel pitches stalking smartphones

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 09:00 AM PDT

Super-snoop mobes want to know your every move

ERIC  Intel CTO Justin Rattner wants your phone to follow your every move, know where you want to go and what you do when you get there and basically fling at you a non-stop stream of information relevant to what's going on in your life.…

Brits forced to join waiting list for iPhone 4S

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 08:39 AM PDT

Hurry while stocks la... oh, too late

Brits will have to reserve a iPhone 4S if they want to ensure they'll get hold of the slightly souped-up Jesus mobe within the next few days - but chances are they won't make the waiting list anyway.…

Never mind the flash cache: EMC is flush with cash

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 08:20 AM PDT

Storage biz slurped $5bn in Q3

EMC damn near sold $5bn (£3.2bn) worth of hardware, software and services in 2011's third quarter and is on track for an almost $20bn (£12.7bn) revenue haul this financial year.…

Breathe life into your cyber security campaign

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 08:00 AM PDT

How to make users sit up and listen

Ah, another day, another government initiative designed to educate users about cyber risk.…

Vodafone customers fume over iPhone 4S delays

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:40 AM PDT

But I pre-ordered, wail fanbois

UK iPhone lovers who chose to pre-order the iPhone 4S from Vodafone, so they could use the souped-up Jesus mobes before anyone else, have been left fuming as shops fill with stock while their promised iPhone packages have yet to arrive.…

VMware ramps crusade to make sysadmins redundant

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:20 AM PDT

Control freakery stretched to vFabric Java frameworks and more

Having already made major revisions to its ESXi hypervisor, vSphere add-ons, and vCloud extensions in the 5.0 releases that came out over the summer, VMware isn't making any blockbuster announcements at VMworld Europe in Copenhagen this week – unless you count some management tools for infrastructure and platform clouds that will mesh with the other 5.0 software and make the VMware stack more complete and self-serving.…

Vodafone turns its back on '360

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:19 AM PDT

Mobile brand does a 180

Vodafone will be pulling the plug on its Vodafone 360 brand at the end of 2011, giving up on the dream of being a one-stop shop for customer services and identity aggregation.…

Robot resolves Rubik's Cube in record time

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:07 AM PDT

Welcome your Lego-made masters

Robots can beat humans at Jeopardy, fly our planes and even go to war for us, so they'll surely take over the world eventually. First thing's first, though - they'll have to beat our Rubik's Cube record. Oh wait, one just did.…

Team Philippines solar car in self-combustion drama

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:06 AM PDT

Bush not the only thing burning in Oz outback

WSC  Day three of World Solar Challenge and the big news point was a solarcar catching fire at Tennant Creek, NT. The Register's eyewitness on the scene, Richard Flint, racing manager and driver of the Durham Uni team, reports:…

The effect of a comms meltdown

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT

Just how bad is it?

Reader Study  What a week it's been for mobile communications and productivity! The meltdown of RIM's Blackberry infrastructure and difficulties getting the service back up and running show just how much we are becoming reliant on (or should that be addicted to?) our mobile gadgets and communications services.…

Fast SANs seek speedy networks

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT

The race is on

The fastest storage area network (SAN) on the planet needs the fastest server-storage network links available. So what are they?…

COMPAREX swallows Indian firm IRIS

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 06:45 AM PDT

Microsoft LAR eyes Asian expansion

Microsoft large account reseller COMPAREX has acquired Indian software and IT services firm IRIS Unified Technologies for an undisclosed sum.…

Facebook flashplodders lose appeal against 4-yr jail stint

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 06:29 AM PDT

'Abuse of modern technology for criminal purposes'

Appeals brought by two young men nabbed for inciting violent disorder via Facebook during the England riots in August have been dismissed.…

Man 'drinks 2 pizzas' before skidding off road

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 06:15 AM PDT

Kentucky fried brains

A Kentucky man is facing drugs charges after driving into a ditch before telling officers he'd "drunk too much pizza" for lunch.…

App Store groupthink is bad news for small devs

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 06:01 AM PDT

'Long tail' model debunked

Open.. and Shut  Two years ago The Register's Andrew Orlowski, writing for the New Statesman, poked crater-sized holes in the notion that "long tail" economics were good for musicians. In 2011, it's equally clear that the long tail* is bad business for app developers, brands, and, well, everyone. The internet has not diffused the ability to make money; it has concentrated it.…

Apple iOS 5.0 downloads drive all-time UK net traffic high

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 05:46 AM PDT

Data rate doubles to 80Gb/s peak

BT said its UK internet infrastructure was pumping data at a rate of up to 80Gb/s more than usual on the night Apple released iOS 5.…

Google leads shoppers into pay-by-wave future

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 05:40 AM PDT

Cards, mobiles and soon 50,000 tills at Macy's at the ready

Macy's is to join the growing list of American retailers who'll accept payment with the tap of the telephone, or card, but no one is talking about the latter these days.…

Hackers expose Citibank CEO's privates

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 05:29 AM PDT

Revenge strike against cuffing of Occupy Wall St protesters

Hacktivists have published a dossier of personal information on the head of Citigroup in retaliation for the cuffing of protesters at an Occupy Wall Street demo.…

iPhone 4S: Our *hit list

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 05:14 AM PDT

Hype swipe gripe

Apple's new phone, and OS, is out and positively reviewed by our colleagues at Reg Hardware, but we're also hearing about some less-popular features and omissions worthy of attention.…

FSF takes Win 8 Secure Boot fight to OEMs

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 04:43 AM PDT

Punters urged to bombard PC makers

PC makers are being lobbied to install Windows 8 on machines in a way that will afford users the freedom to boot Linux or any other operating system.…

Yahoo! tech! boss! quits!

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 04:29 AM PDT

Stata is Purple Palace's new in-house entrepreneur

Yet more corporate chess pieces have been moved at Yahoo!, which yesterday replaced its CTO Raymie Stata with Ash Munshi.…

Paul Ceglia loses another lawyer in Facebook spat

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 04:14 AM PDT

Alleged half-owner of social network WLTM loyal ambulance-chasers

A firewood salesman who is locked in a legal spat with Facebook in a dispute over ownership of the dominant social network has lost another lawyer working on his case.…

Sony BDP-SX1 portable Blu-ray player

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 04:00 AM PDT

Take your discs out for a spin

Review  Just as DVD players inevitably shrank to become portable, so have the Blu-ray successors. Whether this actually makes difference to you depends on how many Blu-ray discs you have and how much you might want to watch them away from home.…

Connected TV watched in 42m homes

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 03:50 AM PDT

US, Euro punters mad for IPTV

Across the US and Europe, 42m homes are already accessing internet services through their TVs, market watcher Strategy Analytics reckons.…

Ingram slams 'soft' Euro retail market

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 03:49 AM PDT

Staff face axe as Q3 profits take a hit

Ingram Micro is forecasting modest fiscal Q3 growth aided by a currency tailwind on the back of weakened consumer demand in Europe and biz woes in Oz.…

HTC's iPhone, iPad ban bid derailed by US judge

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 03:41 AM PDT

Prelim decision rules no patents infringed

Legal blows continue to rain down on Google's Android partners. In a preliminary ruling, the US International Trade Commission said Apple isn't infringing the patents of rival HTC Corporation.…

DeLorean goes electric for 2013 roll-out

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 03:21 AM PDT

Lightning not required for retro auto

Great Scott! Doc Brown's DeLorean has jumped back to the future production line and will roll out across roads from 2013.…

VMware profits more than double in Q3

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 03:19 AM PDT

Looks like Microsoft, slurps cash like Microsoft

Server virtualization and soon-to-be cloud juggernaut VMware continues to steamroll over its virtualization rivals and bankroll revenue growth and stunning profit growth this year.…

Hundreds of Mr A N OTHERs discovered on payrolls

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 03:01 AM PDT

Don't take it personally... your bosses aren't

If you take a look at employers' PAYE paperwork, the UK's most popular surnames are getting a run for their money - by an army of Mr Unknowns and Mrs Dummys.…

Dell ditches EMC after 10 years

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 02:38 AM PDT

Will push own storage kit after ending relationship

Dell has officially stopped reselling EMC kit and will instead push its own storage kit. Let battle be joined.…

Apple and Samsung discuss... CPU production deal

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 02:27 AM PDT

Korean spin suggests A6 producer not picked

Samsung and Apple may be suing each other left, right and centre, but that hasn't stopped them talking about chip production partnerships.…

US dating site has no 'goodwill' trademark rights in UK

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 02:19 AM PDT

No UK customers, no dispute, High Court rules...

The High Court rejected claims made by US online dating company Plentyoffish Media that it was entitled to assert rights over UK-registered trademarks because it had high UK visitor numbers to its website.…

My Council Services

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 02:00 AM PDT

Hello, I'd like to complain about...

Android App of the Week  My Council Services is an interesting little app designed to let people conveniently report issues with public services or the immediate environment to their local council.…

Another piece of analytics puzzle snaps home

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 01:46 AM PDT

IBM Buys Platform

Blog  For the last couple of years, I've been yammering about how enterprise analytics (or Big Data, or Predictive Analytics) is going to be the next big thing in business and thus enterprise computing. The major vendors, including IBM, Oracle, HP, and Microsoft, are on board along with pioneers like SAS and Teradata. Everyone is busy building out their respective stories, often aided by purchasing specialized ISVs.…

Dorma using SaaS to be more efficient

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 01:33 AM PDT

Is it working?

Broadcast  SaaS might give you more availability, it might cut your capital costs, and it might give you a big empty server room in your basement where you can play ping pong after work, but will it make your business more efficient?…

Nevex reverses cache rules to accelerate apps

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 01:29 AM PDT

Tells the cache what to cache

Canadian startup Nevex has launched a product which speeds applications by two-tiered solid state caching, which can be faster than just flash caching.…

Scottish council leaks names, salaries, info of 900 people

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 01:03 AM PDT

Dumfries and Galloway's FoI accident was on its website for 2 MONTHS...

Dumfries and Galloway council mistakenly disclosed personal information on about 900 current and former staff as part of a response to an enquiry made under the Freedom of Information Act.…

Nimble's iSCSI is more than a flash in the can

Posted: 18 Oct 2011 12:33 AM PDT

Disk drive array is revamped

Comment  In a world of flash-based and tiered-storage startups, Nimble Storage has gone back in time and re-invented the single-tier iSCSI disk drive array. Sure it has a flash cache, but it's all about being a go-faster iSCSI array rather than being a flash play.…

Apple iPhone 4S

Posted: 17 Oct 2011 11:00 PM PDT

Enough of an upgrade?

Review  Apple's design language is easily recognisable: clear glass or plastic that's spray-painted from the inside, a frequent use of aluminium, stainless steel and any colour so long as it's white or black. But the new iPhone takes this familiarity further, by making the iPhone 4S almost identical to last year's iPhone 4.…

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